Fartaliar

Someone who lies about their own flatulence particularly during holiday family gatherings.

Dad: "Who farted?!?!"
Lucas: "It wasn't me!"
Dad: "I know it was you, you little fartaliar!"

by Nelson Davidson November 25, 2018

fartascious

Facts and information that are part of the information overload of every day life.

"We are so deluged with fact, fiction and fartascious stuff that perhaps we really do need a new word or a new method of sorting all the junk out from the stuff that matters to us individually."

-- Hulitoons on Museum of Hoaxes forum comment post, June 18, 2009.

by PRwiz101 June 20, 2009

farasha

Arabic for butterfly.

Also slang for a crack addict.

Look at that farasha!

Hello, I'm a farasha.

There's a farasha support group this weekend.

Catch that blue farasha!

Agh! There's a farasha in my hair!

by Farasha 7531 March 3, 2007

fantasia barrino

An American Idol who should:
(1) Not be allowed to announce commercial breaks
(2) Not wear shoes to her performances

(1)Ryan Seacrest: "We'll announce who's cut..." (hands mic to fantasia)
Fantasia: "after the commercial... the break and all that good stuff"
(2) "I broke my shoe!"

by Yelsew Foolface April 6, 2005

Fantasias

A brand of cigarette produced by Nat Sherman. The cigarettes are different colors, as opposed to white, and the filters are gold. Cigarette colors include pink, blue, red, green, and yellow. These cigarettes are also made with good, additive free tobacco so that they are not as bad as regular cigarettes.

Joe: Get me a pack of Fantasias please.

Clerk: Those are the colorful ones, right?

Joe: Yes.

by Joe Equals Zero. November 12, 2008

Fantasia Barrino

A ugly ass lady who won the third season of American Idol, but she has NO talent what so ever and looks like a man with her short ass hair is uglier then a monkey who got hit in the face by a train, has big ass lips which look like two sausages glued to her face, and when she sings she sounds like a cat in a washing machine.

Fantasia Barrino sucks music wise, is ugly as hell, didnt deserve to win american idol and if you hear her name for the first time it sounds like fantastic barrito

by pimp daddy dollars March 6, 2005

Fartshitler

A fart that smells like the shit of Hitler.

I fartshitlered in front of a nun and her head exploded in a pile of Christian goop.

by GooseAttack June 22, 2011