farmer blow

Block one nostril and exhale forcefully through the other to expel a large deposit of snot.
Done when no handkercheif or tissue paper is handy.
Done outdoors.

I could feel the snot in my nose, but I didn't have a handkerchief handy, so I had to farmer blow.

by Zach Fritz September 15, 2004

farmers handkerchief

To plug one nostril and blow snot out the other,without the benefit of kleenex or rag, cleanly clearing the nostril of all nose goblins and mucus.

I didn't have a handkerchief but the farmers handkerchief is always available

by rodroddy April 15, 2009

Fraser MacDonald

To consume enough alcohol (usually not a lot due to being a lightweight) that you are hospitalized and shortly after you die in hospital; and then somehow appear in school the next day.

Did you hear about Reece? He got pure Fraser Macdonald at the weekend.

by SemenOnToast May 19, 2015

Farmers Union Iced Coffee

Farmers Union Iced Coffee is an amazing iced coffee drink. It's a liquid lunch.

"Hey man, want an IC?"
"No dude, it's a Farmers Union Iced Coffee, or it's NOTHING!"

by Shaved Deer January 12, 2012

Fraser's Law

For a car to be a hovercar, it has to hover at or above 1cm above the ground.

That car is only hovering 0.3 cm off the ground. Therefore, it is not a hovercar according to Fraser's Law.

by codenamepenryn November 3, 2010

city farmer

A city farmer can be defined as someone who attempts to portray themselves as a farmer, even though they are from the city and have no affiliation with farming. Common behavioural patterns that are often exhibited by city farmers are as follows: Wearing John Deere or Bass Pro Shop merchandise (usually a hat), Boasting about your truck, wearing plad, packing lips (chewing tobacco) e.t.c... This term was coined in Strathroy, Ontario.

Guy 1: Hey man, checkout steve's John Deere hat, he must be a true farmer!
Guy 2: Nah, he's just another city farmer.

by strathroy February 6, 2014

Mr. Farmer

A man who is destined to rape his students, particularly male. Press on 7th graders of the “thicc” variety mainly.

Dante : that girl over there is pretty hot, I want some

Henry : are you mr. farmers son?

by Mr. Farmer October 15, 2018