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I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”
As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.
by goodlord! January 5, 2021
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damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid
"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."
by theleroy27 February 17, 2017
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farded

Refers to the past tense act of doing a fart. Is used to show that the subject, whether the user themself, or an external person/object has qualities of mental deficiency. Is often used alongside the word shidded.
When a girl touched my dilly for the first time I shidded and farded
by yt:PaJeezy October 11, 2018
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Farrell

Anyone with the last name of Farrell is a descendant of King O'Fearghail. O'Farrell is defined as descendant of King O'Fearghail. Farrell is the American version of the very Irish name. It is also defined as man of valor (a badass in combat). However, not all Farrells come from a military background.

They love their beer and liquor, especially when it comes to whiskey. Typically on the tall end of things, including the women, and have a propensity to be physically active, although athleticism is usually not the case.
Person 1: I'm Farrell

Person 2: Does that mean you like booze?

Person 1: Duh
by 86no78 September 30, 2013
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i farded on my own boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner
by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021
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Who farted face

A face that people sometimes make when they are confused, bewilded, snobbish, or midly irritated. Characteristics include
- Squinting of the eyes
- Snarling of the nose
- Lip moving upwards
Chloe from the show "24" often displays such a face.

In a sentence:
Dude, what's up with Chloe she always looks pissed and has that "who farted face"?
by Nico Valentino December 10, 2008
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