Farquaad 

The main antagonist of the 2001 film Shrek whose main goal is to become the king of Duloc.

He is known for having a boner while watching Princess Fiona through the magic mirror.

Lord Farquaad is looking damn hot in his bed. OMG FUCKWAD SEX.

Farquaad by SUCKMYKAKA September 21, 2011

fapquake 

Verb:

to tremble or shake the earth due to the motion of masturbating.

Noun:
A tremble of the earth due to the motion of masturbating

Verb:

Yesterday, Derek fapqauked 1500 miles away.

The earth was fapquaked because of Derek.

Noun:

I sensed his fapquake from here!

fapquake by Laishi MacTourment November 18, 2010

lord farquard 

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

lord farquard by James Connorson October 21, 2015

Farquaad 

When you grab someone by the nipples and don't let go until they say "Not my gumdrop buttons.".

My girlfriend was really mad when I farquaaded her.

Farquaad by anonymous June 27, 2021

Lord Farquaad 

A guy named Jake that has renamed his name to Lord Farquaad. He has a big booty and long, black chest hair. He is the most sexy beast in all the land. He is an ogre lord who eats onion layers in Shrek's face. Shrek is Jay. Jay is gay. Gay Jay always wants to play. Lord Farquaad is person who kills Shrek's ills with pills then kills Shrek with bills.

Lord Farquaad is Shreks best friend but enemy.

Lord Farquaad by bamljcjm June 18, 2019

farquan 

Farquan

A full of potential and timid individual, who even though you think isn't listening to you is secretly absorbing all that you say. Farquan is funny, loves to joke with his good friends and loves to share his opinion. To know him is a pleasure and to not know him is sad. He will say what he feels and probably knows you better than you

Dude 1: Yo that guy with the headphones never talks to anyone
Dude 2: No man he's pulling a Farquan, he's like an undercover spy
Dude 1: What a great guy wish I knew him

farquan by @thedelayedsix March 27, 2019

daddy_farquad_ltu 

Someone who has a piss kink and simps for many game or anime characters but doesn't get any bitches in real life.

daddy_farquad_ltu: I would die for dio to let me suck his scepter

Normal person: you good there?

daddy_farquad_ltu by Some1dum March 9, 2022