fark

fark (v)- to go over to a girl's house, get drunk, have sex with her, and then wake up in the middle of the night and pee on her bed, resulting in her departure from her own bed, leaving you by yourself

etymology- this word comes from an incident involving my friend who is often referred to as babyfark mcgeezaxs or fark for short. needless to say, his actions are so unique that they deserve their own distinct term, named after fark himself.

Wow dude, I totally farked that girl last night after we partied. I cant believe she didnt kill me after I soaked those sheets.

by celtics announcers suck January 13, 2010

fark

The act of passing gas in an immobile vehicle.

Hannah: "Im glad we found this parking spot"
Jeremy: "Me too! Do you smell that?"
Hannah: "Yeah sorry I just farked."

by Bits and Trix January 23, 2009

fark

What most of us understand to be a pronged eating utensil or split in the road. "Fark" is the midwestern/southern pronunciation of "fork".

Hey Billy Bob, could you please warsh the knives and farks?

by farkedtongue February 21, 2009

fark

(noun) - Harvard-style definition: flatulance occuring, and most likely caused by the activity, while one is engaged in sexual intercourse.
URBAN DEF.: a fart while one is having a fuck, or fucking.
also: farking, farked
(origin: the term is a mix of the two derogatory terms "fart" and "fuck"; Source: High Times magazine, 1980s)

He suddenly stopped banging her, dragging his ass to the side of the bed to avoid farking a third time, and swore he'd never again eat bean chili during a date.

by ringhorne July 27, 2005

fark

pertaining to sex, expressing ones feelings toward the outcome of a situation

"Don'd fark this up!" or "I need good farking"

by Ram MacKenzie October 14, 2007

fark

To make fun of a person on the internet by doctoring up photos of them in humorous ways and posting them on message boards.

Beano (on the Oklahoma Sooners message board) is farking UW coach Rick Neuheisel for his gambling indiscretion.

by Steve A June 18, 2003

fark

a big chunky fart

Dude, i accidently farked at Lisa's house yesterday.

I farked and and the house smelled really bad.

by superawesomecoolio January 03, 2010