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Faptastic

Faptastic is a word used to describe a picture or video that includes an attractive woman to whom you could fap to; however, said woman may not be blatantly revealing. Cleavage is fine. Very fine.

Faptastic can also refer directly to the woman that is in the picture or video.
Guy 1: "I wish Jessica Alba would take her clothes off for the camera sometime."

Guy 2: "Meh, she's got plenty of faptastic pics and vids."
by Matty Moo Jr. August 17, 2009
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Fartist

A fartist is a farting artist
Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!
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fartistry

1. the ability to display a virtuoso-like control of one's farts, developing musical scales, sub-bass frequencies and impressions of animals and celebrities
'No one at the law firm possessed the levels of fartistry that Senior Partner Michael Hayhurst did. His 'Frere Elise' was note perfect, and his Paul Daniels, while a little whiny could reduce dinner party room to a stunned respectful silence'. A true fartist of our times.
by DuncansDad October 18, 2011
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fapistan

a country where NNN does not exist
John: I’ve thought about moving to Fapistan
Jon: Nigga doodoo peepee fart nigga guacamole penis
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Fatistani

A person that is fat and pakistani
Likhith is a fatistani
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Faptism

The act of depositing a substancial amount of man milk on the crown of the recipient's head in similitude of a catholic baptism.
She got faptism
by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010
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faptastic

faptastic - something being utterly and totally fap worthy!
It's not just fantastic, it's FAPtastic
"Cor, did you see those pictures of her? Faptastic or what!"
by Jamara, naturally. October 18, 2008
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