strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

by Jedathon March 30, 2011

Fapping with Pam

When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.

Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment

Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.

by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014

Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.

That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.

by Crimcrams September 27, 2019

Finger Fapping

When a girl is masturbating with her finger or fingers oh so vigorously!

"Shelby was pleasing herself by finger fapping on camera while her friend watched"

by Avnero May 23, 2017

Dry Fapping

Rubbing one out with your pants on to avoid detection.

Billy: "Dude! As soon as we got in the back seat, Susy started dry fapping me!"

Jeffery: "That's hot!"

by Gruffalo Gill September 15, 2011

Fapping

When you can't get anyone to give you legit sex so you must live a solitude sex life of strictly bringing yourself to orgasm.

I have chronic halitosis so no one will give me any real sex. So i am doomed to a life of eternal fapping.

by MissTaken April 6, 2017