(faptizing; past tense: faptised; past participle: faptism) - to administer a cum-baptism to (someone). commonly referred to as to "praising the Load". Usually practiced by semen-sprinkling of the forehead, but also by dunking someone into a bowl of fresh, uncongealed semen. To indoctrinate a person into the Church of Man-love through faptism. To cleanse, purify using one's juices.
The dentist's office was nearly empty, so he proceeded to faptize the cover of this month's Reader's Digest.
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" I had me a nice fappetizer with big titted girls before settling on some BBW porn. " or '" I chose some bondage as a fappetizer but settled on stroking one out to Sasha Grey instead."
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noun
a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.
ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".
a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.
ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".
I was trying to find Sasha Grey, but Malena Morgan was readily available so she sufficed as a fappetizer.
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