fakin jamaican

Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.

To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.

I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.

by DJD April 4, 2004

fakin' the funk

a) going along to get along
b) pretending that everything (in a relationship) is just fine, while plotting an escape

This fool don't know whussup. Ahm jus fakin' the funk until I make my move next month.

by Dizz January 1, 2004

fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it

When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway.

by Anipol May 14, 2005

Snakin' Fakin'

When he brags about his penis size but really he has a small one.

"Brad said he had a large dong but turns out he was snakin' fakin'"

by Holly1994 April 1, 2017

fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it

When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway

by Anipol May 15, 2005

Fakin Da Blunt

Smoking a blunt in front of other people without ever passing it.

Yo son, why you fakin da blunt?

by DeceptiKhan May 24, 2011

U fakin wot m8?

A short word for: "you fucking what mate". Also just another word for WTF, OR just a little bit more serious version of u wot m8.

Player 1: gtg kill some noobz, cya bruh. Player 2: u fakin wot m8?

by XxX_Th3Cr@b_XxX March 20, 2015