Tony Fakeley

thiccest kid in sherwood park also a football god and the fastest nut this side of the Mississippi.

damn Tony fakeley is really hella thicc.

by ogatonyboga November 28, 2018

fakelebrity

when someone gets famous or gain celebrity status, and they haven't done anything that would make them famous except host in reality television shows. or someone who's famous for nothing.

Guy 1: Dude, the new season of Jersey Shore is coming on you gonna watch?

Guy 2: Hell no, i can't stand all those fakelebrities

Mike: Dude Kim Kardashian is hot!

Jimmy: yea but dude she's so a fakelebrity

by drider August 1, 2010

faketernative

A "faketernative" is someone who claims to be alternative but really isnt. Like indie people, they tend to call themselves alt without knowing the meaning. Another meaning is fake alternative people who dress alt but dont listen to the music and think the word "alt" is one word and also often thinks that being an egirl is alt. lol

"!Example 1: "Look at her! shes such a faketernative all she does is drink monster energy, wear eyeliner and say shes alt
Example 2: Girl 1: "Do you like my outfit its so alt" c
Girl 2: "so cool, what do you listen to"c
Girl 1: "Clairo, tame impala, lil peep andd-" c
Girl 2: "Let me stop you right there, you're not alt! you're a faketernative." c

by bunniesarefuckingidiots October 19, 2020

Mr. Fakeberg

An insecured North American white individual obsessed with German identity and Nazism to hide his or her personality deficiencies behind it, harassing his or her victims by acting as a supperior race .

Hey Garry,look at that freaking Mr. Fakeberg over there.He thinks shaving his hair ,speaking to a vulnarable woman like that is making him look scary and supperior.
yeah .what a jerk,just ignore him.

by TourageKnight April 30, 2020

FakemenClub

The best boxing player ww (never cheated). Also is the best server ever @fakemen.club fr fr.

Damn, FakemenClub is so good at Minecraft. I hope his 52 winstreak on boxing doesn't get him banned by passengers in approximately 32 minutes and 12 seconds!

by FakemenClub May 9, 2021

Fakehead

A person who does not fit-in or meet the standing expectations of a group of friends. A Fakehead will unnaturally attempt to adapt their character to suit others.

Fake Meaning false or imitate
Head Meaning Heads or person

You're a complete Fakehead if you can't finish that drink!

by Donkey Kong01 January 11, 2009

Fakenese

a derogatory term for non-american language, typically used in a joking manner when someone speaks any other language than English.

tried ordering at a Columbian restaurant, all the employees were speaking some sorta Fakenese stuff.

by SpacialJewel November 17, 2019