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Fakehead 

A person who goes to EDM shows and acts like they enjoy the music but really they just discovered a genre other than rap and use it as an opportunity to get fucked up
Person 1: did you see Isabella went to an Excision show this weekend??
Person 2: yeah she doesn’t enjoy EDM though, she just wants to get fucked up. What a FAKEHEAD!
Person 1: Fakeheads are so annoying!
Fakehead by EvilRoy July 26, 2023

facehead 

A word that describes people who are awesome and fantastic in all situations. Its a noun bizzles, and a sweet one at that.
"Dude, did you see Beaky? She is such a facehead!"
"I know, brotha from anotha motha, she is a facehead and its cool. Like really really cool!

Facehead 

An insult you can give to one who has a face on their head. This insult works for pretty much everyone, seeing as a face is standard equipment on a head. It isnt meant to hurt anyones feelings, just something you use when you cant think of a real insult. Usually end up with follow-up insults such as noseface, or shoefoot.
1: Man you suck. You cant play madden for anything you cock jockey.
2: O yea, well... your a...uh...FACEHEAD! yeah, there.
1: Um,, what?
2: Yea thats right, you stupid facehead.
1: OK
Facehead by Barbarino April 15, 2006

Facehead 

Adj; When one receives oral sex while on Facebook.
Boy: " Dude... Staring at pictures of Tatiana on Facebook while getting a blowjob from Julie"

Boy2: "Oh,so you were getting Facehead?"

Boy: "Yeah Buddy!"
*highfives*
Facehead by Gingasnapp12345 December 18, 2010

Facehead 

1A) A general reference to a person whose name you cannot come up with fast enough
1B) A way to to reference someone in an introduction

2) An insult used in a moment where you have no comeback
1A) "Damn it... I forgot his name... YO FACEHEAD! OVER HERE!"
1B) Hi Facehead, I'm Jordan

"You are such a douchebag"
"You... you... Facehead!"
"Nice one"
Facehead by Jordan Kantor January 30, 2008

fake head 

When a prostitute tricks the john and jerks him off and he thinks she is sucking him off
She ain't worth 50 she gives fake head
fake head by Clientele October 12, 2004
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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