fakakta

Bad, not working well, "fucking". From German, verkackt(e, er), shitty (Kacke, shit)

Jeff: "What's with your fakakta shoes?" (Curb your Enthusiasm)

by Mardil June 2, 2009

falaphilia

1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.

So anyway, I'd be rubbing your boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind, and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....

by broox October 14, 2004

Fakas

Hawaiian slang for Fuckers (English)

Fuh-Kass

Hopefully you fakas understand what I'm saying.

by Limp DaggerDick October 30, 2018

Fagaplegic

Having both arms and legs paralyzed, along with paralysis of the penis, therefore resorting to being a homosexual cock receiver (a bottom)

Fagaplegic Steven Hawking found knew that Viagra didn't work so he paid his bodyguard to give him some anal pleasure *without vaseline*

....luckily he was already in a wheelchair so when his ass was sore the next morning he just went on with his daily activities

by jessicahhtittts June 4, 2010

fatappotomus

a fatappotomus is someone who is morbidly obese and as fat as a hippo

If Dave keeps eating so much, he will turn into a fatappotomus.

by afdtap November 10, 2010

Fakamily

1.A person who pretends to be your family.
2. A person that's not a blood relative.

He is a fakamily.

by Gregory Wilcoxson June 16, 2018

fakakta

<Yiddish origin> A person or thing who is completely crazy/fucked up.

(example 1) I can't believe your brother drank his own urine. That fakakta kid will do anything.

(example 2) Their house in in this fakakta part of town. Let's just say that you don't want to raise your kids there.

by straightballah July 25, 2007