failburger

He fails at life which means he is a loser

That man has tried everything but still fails , he fails at life the failburger

by M0rph May 1, 2008

failburg

When the amount of fail is so huge it is like the iceburg that caused the Titanic to sink.

"I did so badly on that test, man...I am such a failburg."

by Wildebrian April 19, 2009

failbarrasting

fail + embarrasting = failbarrasting

guy 1: Did you see David crap on his car thinking it was his car?

guy 2

guy 1: Did you see David crap on his car thinking it was his car?

guy 2 : Yup, that was real failbarrasting

by Fluffeecrazy December 27, 2009

Failbag

(adj) conjunction: failure at being a douche bag. Common place attractive girls go out with guys whom are douche bags i.e jerks. someone who is too nice to land a hot girlfriend.

I'll never get the head cheerleader I'm such a failbag.

by Ardent-Darkness May 24, 2010

Failrage

the observation of things that are sarcasticly funny, the failure to understand the humor, and the ensuing anger from this misunderstanding.

People who think The Onion is a real news source are all full of failrage.

by ladywit August 3, 2011

failbate

When you think you're beating off to an underage girl, but you find out that she's actually over 18.

I got so excited and rubbed one out when my neighbor's kid left her curtains open last night, but I realized it was a total failbate when I saw her at Costco signing up for a membership this morning.

by Mutard January 25, 2022

fartbarge

To barge into a room while farting in an angry or otherwise offensive manner. May be accompanied by an attempt to barge into a conversation or other social setting. Often observed most commonly in large-bodied people.

Lydia just fartbarged into the break room, knocked over the coffee maker with her excessive bulk, and told us all to go to hell!

Lizzo finished the encore, and then fartbarged backstage in search of donuts.

by ExcessiveBelching June 24, 2024