fagstack

Nonsense insult word defined and put into use by the Lard Pirates.

Yar, that fagstack be plunderin' me wenches!

by Vinic March 31, 2003

Frustache

(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.

When was the last time you shaved, John?

5 weeks ago...

Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...

by tajomaru February 28, 2010

Vagstache

A form of ladyscaping where the pubic hair is trimmed to resemble a mustache. Also looks like a horizontal landing strip.

Dude, check out the chicks vagstache.
Charlie Chaplins upper lip looks like my upper lips.

by the DUDE June 1, 2012

Femstache

A female mustache- you know it's there and try to keep it waxed. On sunny days it can be witnessed in the suns light. On day's like this it is best to hang out in the shade.

Some ladies have the femstache and will not do anything about it, you often feel compelled to grab a pair of tweezers and pull.

She was fully aware of her femstache( kicking herself for not waxing the night before.) but the office douche had to point it out anyway.

by spacewalking44 October 22, 2013

franstache

smooth , soft and large : also called franstacher in Africa.
The franstache is a high quality moustache that alot of people want , but no one can reach because of his sugar feeling.

i touched your Franstache in the grocery store

by Hopscotch January 7, 2004

Fustache

A patch of hair grown on a lady in her private area just above the vagina (fu fu) in a moustache shape. Note you can get many variations such as a handle bar fustache or Hitler fuatache.

She has a fustache on her fanny she shaped herself.

by clmaj December 7, 2012

fuzstache

That awkward first moustache on an adolescent boy.

My son is growing his fuzstache, and his voice is lower than mine!

by Proud Father April 27, 2014