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fagnut

a huge faggot who likes anal plugs in him and thinks about giving bj's all day, the act of busting a nut while playing with other men.
OMG tod is such a fagnut, he was playing football and busted a nut!
by kevin April 21, 2005
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fag nuts

A poo pushin ass pounder who enjoys the feeling of his nuts getting in on the act at any chance.
Hey get your nuts away from my ass fag nuts!!
by madmaxisback July 31, 2007
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Fagnut

A dumbass who is dumber than a fag, usually applied to individuals who are exceesively gay.
Shut up fagnut!
by Anti-fagnut June 3, 2003
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Fagnut

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The state of being a fagnut, which is just what it sounds like. It is an insult that I made up!
You are such a fagnut!2.)STop being so fagnutty!3.)They are a bunch of fagnuts.
by Alicia Finney February 25, 2004
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Fignuts

Fignuts is achieved when a man thoroughly marinates his balls in pickle juice, preferably dill, and then displays his newly pickled balls to his inferior, otherwise known as his girlfriend. He then places his salty balls into the mouth of the inferior (woman), thereby completing the fignuts. This is known in some parts of the midwest as a "Vlasic" or "Uncle Phil's Pickle Factory."

One variation exists where instead of placing the balls into the mouth orifice, the balls are placed into the previously widened anal cavity. This maneuver is known as the "chocolate fignuts" and has been said to exist only in parts of Newfoundland.
"Does it smell like pickles in here?"

"Mah fresh, I was bustin' fignuts like a motherfucker last night."
by Billroy May 23, 2009
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fignuts

To stuff your balls (all lubed up) into a girl's asshole, upon removing them your balls turn blue with asphyxiation due to the lack of circulation (meaning the fig part).
Upon this if you happen to fuck up, it's rips off your balls with a VOOM vacuum sound. There are also many variations of it such as the Inconspicuous (where you take the shitty balls and slap it on her face) and the Split Fig (where there is two different testes from two different guys ((yes they're gay since balls are touching)).
Cindy sucked those balls into her asshole as if they were food given to a fat person. fignuts

Lora was helping guys in a fignut tree, by letting each one stuff their balls in and waiting for them to turn blue than let the next one come stuffing in.
by Co....... January 5, 2008
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fudge'n'fagnutter

you fukin fudge'n'fagnutter
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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