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Introduced in S2 E19 (Putting Your Hoof Down) of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fluttershy (or Flutterbitch) uses it to say that nobody cares.
Fluttershy: I can't believe that the two most friendliest ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life, when they are throwing their own lives on pointless pursuits that NOPONY ELSE GIVES A FLYING FEATHER ABOUT!
by dargereldren June 4, 2012
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Father

A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen
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Facebook Father

A divorced Father who wants no direct involvement with his child and whines about having to provide financial support, yet plasters his Facebook page with pictures of his son to give the impression of being a loving Father.
Dick is such a Facebook Father, he spends all his child support on gambling and alcohol and never speaks to his son, yet he gets a tattoo of the boy and posts pics on FB.
by Crazy86 September 1, 2012
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You are NOT the father

If you are on the Maury show, and as your head is producing a shower of sweat, to hear those words is like dodging a bullet Maxtrix style. You gloat and probably dance around while that hoe breaks down in tears and runs off to the backstage area to cry harder and sometimes louder.
"In the case of 7th month old child Shauna, Jason, you are NOT the father."

*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*
by Royal_Defense710 October 18, 2014
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illegitimate father

1. A father who does not acknowledge his children.

2. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly.

3. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.
Thomas Jefferson was an illegitimate father of a number of children.
by Denverite3 December 12, 2014
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father ted

by dave August 15, 2003
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No, I am your father

The correct famous phrase in The Empire Strikes back when Luke confronts Vader...
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Kratos3 June 15, 2009
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