Fansturbate

When you take a dump that smells so bad the exhaust fan turns itself on.

Dude - I just took a dump that sparked a fansturbate!

by CaryAD April 23, 2008

fucksturbate

To have sex with someone online, usually via an IM of some sort. Optionally with a web cam.

Peach: Hey max want to get together on yahoo tonight?
Max: Yeah, that would be fun! Maybe after a few games of cards would could fucksturbate?
Peach: I'd love to. :D

by themasterofpeaches January 21, 2008

fasturbate

When a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.

Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.

John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!

by Half-a-Minute Man April 16, 2014

fasturbate

When you are home alone and fapping and you see someone coming on the driveway but you are so close to cumming and you fap really fast and jizz before they make a knock on the door.

1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.

2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.

by pundana July 20, 2016

fasturbater

Someone who jerks off so fast that the dick flies off and exlpodes.

Gary jerked Bill off so hard his dick flew off and exploded in Tammy's face. Just another victim of the fasturbater.

by Slime Girl August 10, 2021

Fasturbate

When you masturbate at max speed

When you fasturbate at max speed

by anonymous November 12, 2022

Fasturbate

When you're in a rush and masturbating really fast.

I was late for my appointment so I only had time to fasturbate.

by Sir Robin the Magnificent May 9, 2025