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Punchy Facey

A game where two players take turns punching each other in the face until one player gives up (or is knocked out).

Punchy facey is a game best played with someone you dislike intensely.

The key to winning a game of punchy facey is taking the first turn!
I really don't like you Bill - how about a game of punchy facey..... I go first!
by DarkPassenger May 29, 2010
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FaceThief

When someone (most likely a family member) posts on Facebook, news that announces first another person's news.
(v.) I can't believe my sister-in-law just Facethiefed us. I guess she thought it was her right to tell everyone we are expecting...

(n.) Well of course she wanted to let everyone know about our cousin's new "job, house, pet, promotion, love life, lottery winnings, etc.". She's a FaceThief.
by Nuonli April 18, 2010
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facetious

Treating serious issues or situations with deliberately inappropriate and/or offensive humour. This is often referred to as dark humour.
Johny bought his war veteran uncle Dan a pair of fancy socks for his birthday, which would not have been facetious if Dan still had his legs.
by Who ate all the cheese May 16, 2018
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facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.
Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019
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Arbitrary Facetime

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.
I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.
by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018
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facemytwitspace

verb - to tell someone to send a message to you via a social networking tool if you have to leave suddenly and they were about to tell you a good story.
sorry.. got to go to xc skiing practice facemytwitspace about it tonight.
by troddendeer December 7, 2009
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FaceTime No iPhone

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.
“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”
by Theguy615 April 4, 2021
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