facetious

pronounced FOO-SEE-SHE-OUS

Describes a closeted black man whom wants to appears straight especially within higher educational setting such as universities and colleges.

Will typically be humorous about himself being straight where it is almost noticeable. Basically he is being facetious about who he is.

It can also be used in the pejorative to insult someone based on their sexuality.

"WHY YOU SO FACE-TI-OUS?"

Person1: hey what's up with cody last night?
person2: yeah, he was really facetious last night
person1: oh, i had no idea

by facetiousman November 22, 2011

Bright and facety

Being rude or disrespectful towards someone.

CAN be used in a joking manner

(Often used by Jamaicans)

Semi Joking manner“Yu live ina board house or zinc house?” Response: But yuh bright and facety

Joking manner: “Can give me some a that”
Response: But yu bright and facety

by Tianer April 9, 2022

Facety

Who the fuck knows. This word is only for illiterate retards that don't know how to say the word feisty.

"damn that kid is facety" *dabs*
"Wtf facety isn't even a real word mate, do you mean feisty?"

by WTF is facety October 20, 2017

facetiously derogatory

Facetious:
Treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor.

Derogatory:
Tending to derogate, or lessen in value of someone.

Rude, inappropriate, childish manner of speaking to or about someone. Funny in an immature sense.

A mild sense might mean only light innocent teasing to make one laugh or blush. Stronger versions the phrase might mean to provoke anger, sadness or even madness!

It is usually always meant to be rude.
Comedians do it all the time.

"I prefer the term "breeder" when being facetiously derogatory to straight individuals." - Gorgon the Wonder C0w (off some 2 cans and a string forum site)

by describerfebuary1 March 4, 2012

WASTEY FACETY

To become so drunk that you can not open your eyes open all way!

Amy was so wastey facety last night she ran into the garbage can!

by Jt Martin November 5, 2007

Facetious Suppository

1. A overly sarcastic rubber fist

2. A pill which is'nt particuallry happy about where it's going

The Facetious Suppository said "I'm so glad that you have acute erectile dysfunction becasue your penis smells like lavender"

by urbancuntbag March 7, 2009

facetious

having beautiful face and being funny at the same time. Very rare and should be appreciated!

“Jayde is a very facetious person. She should be on the cover of Vogue!”

by Christopher “Zaddy” Evans September 5, 2023