facetious fondler

the art of bragging about touching kids

this facetious fondler broke into the school and touched my son!

facetious fondler by george droyd December 11, 2024

Facetious Whang

Facetious: Something you don’t take seriously.

Whang: To hit, throw or strike, often accompanied by a loud, resonant noise.

His facetious Whang towards my heart, didn’t hurt at all.

Facetious Whang by Persnickety Snatch April 3, 2026

factsious 

Factsious a word from the Chinese Dicktionary used as a better way of saying facts or fact it’s more proper doper and just all around sick.

Guy 1:Yo that girls booty is so good lookin
Guy 2:FACTSIOUSSSSS!!

factsious by nowaaloco November 13, 2020

facetits

The eyes

Your facetits are as blue as sapphires; the facetits are the windows to the soul

facetits by Absurd d00d December 30, 2010

guild wars factions 

a great game sequal to Guild Wars.

jarred got guild wars factions and became cooler because its a sequal to guild wars

guild wars factions by Jarred Stein July 18, 2006

fecetious 

full of sh!t in an obvious way.

you are being fecetious.

it is funny and unbelievable but in a way that the person speaking "fecetiously" might want people to believe his story

fecetious by David L. Martin November 2, 2007

fececious 

Similar to "facetious" and used for something untrue meant to be funny or misleading, with a sense of teasing or being playful, but having the root word of "feces" (excrement, waste, good old #2) used when the intent is to tease in a really shitty, mean way.

"I'm sorry honey, I was being fececious when I said I wanted to go to bed with that other guy."

fececious by timoshi August 27, 2012