facemance

A romance between two people that takes place on someone's Facebook wall for all the world to see.

Aw how cute, Nicole and Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome are having a facemance!

by sharkbaityaya April 20, 2009

facepants

A beard, goatee or handlebar mustache

Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off

by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010

FaceMan Incorporated

A server made by Saint Tim

And I think everyone his server cuz I know you'll love it like I do

FaceMan Incorporated is a cool server!

by Alsen is not cool January 26, 2021

Facedancing

The act of using a Facebook account you don't own and writing embarrassing statements about the owner. This normally happens when a user uses a public computer and leaves his account logged on.

I was facedancing on Dewboy's account. The douchebag left his account logged on at my house again.

by BloodRaven037 August 11, 2010

facetatt rap

Facetatt rap is a music genre which originated in the early 2000s when gangsta rap was "enhanced" by autotune technologies. As the name suggests, many of the facetatt rappers who create this garbage have made the terrible decision to add tattoos to their faces. Examples of it's early success include the works of Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Wiz Khalifa, and Gucci Mane. Over time, gangsta rap has eroded/evolved into this new form where it is no longer about the weed and money; with rappers of this genre doing it instead solely for the bitches and blunts. See: DRAM, TYGA, Lil Yachty, and nearly every "rapper" at your local music festival. Many people born before 1995 find this to be a sad development given that these Facetatt rappers are mostly untalented, weak ass bitches who just mumble into a microphone and let the sound guys figure it out. Note: counterintuitively, it is not necessarily required for one to have a face tattoo to be a facetatt rapper. For equally shitty culture, see Dirty Beats and Black Chyna syndrome

Man, I wish they would put on some Luda instead of this facetatt rap. I don't even know if this guy knows where he is and he sounds like he's half asleep. What a jackass!

by CoolGuy6942069 January 9, 2019

facehandled

An act or acts of online panhandling or soliciting for gifts money by a social media connection. Most notably on Facebook.

Dude she just Facehandled me. Pressured me into buying her a Starbucks gift card. I should have never accepted her invite.

by FrankieDe December 12, 2013

facetaint

The polar opposite of your taint...the area between your upper lip and your nose.

mustache hair separates at this point... (facetaint).
I split my face taint on my friends fist.
When one smells a fine cigar you swipe the cigar across your face taint...

by Majongen July 7, 2008