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"Because expressing how dumb that was in words just doesn't work." - facepalm.jpg

by Captain Picard­ May 24, 2009

Facemate

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.

I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.

by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010

Quadruple Facepalm

This is said to be performed by having your friend place both his palms on your hands, then performing a double facepalm. It takes practice and careful coordination to perform properly.

Not much else is known about the elusive quadruple facepalm, other than it killed it's creator: Hans Garfludeldorf (the same man who once constructed an entire castle out of duct-tape). He attempted to perform the quadruple facepalm without the aid of another person; he died from blunt trauma to the face. Since then, few have dared attempt the quadruple facepalm by themselves for fear of their lives.

Me and my friend saw this guy I know run up to an officer, stoned out of his mind and naked, and punch him in the face while screaming, "I wanna have your babies!". My friend and I performed the Quadruple Facepalm, because the guy failed so epically at life.

by Legnug January 23, 2011

faceabotage

The sabotaging of one's facebook, most notably the status. This is usually done when your facebook is left unnaccounted for and there are friends or roomates around.

My status read "Eddie enjoys dick" after my friend faceabotaged my facebook.

"Jim is snorting coke off of a hooker's ass" was the product of my latest faceabotage.

by Eddie Alpaqa February 26, 2009

double facepalm

Stronger than "facepalm". When you cover your face with both your hands in extreme frustration or disappointment. Usually written between asterisks in online conversations.

- Hey there, did you finally get that DVD I asked you for?
- Oops... I forgot again, sorry! :D
- *double facepalm*

by d4ml4n February 11, 2009

Asshole faceman

A person that talks so much shit, that there face to you looks like an ass. They are cocky, but unattractive, yet they think they are the shit. They are commonly mistaken for duchebags, but dont be fooled.

Chris mundy thinks he is the shit, but everyone knows he is an asshole faceman.

by Shadacancer May 1, 2010

tactical facepalm

tactical facepalm (tak-ti-kuhl feys-pahm)

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1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.

Earnest idiot: Africans were wholly responsible for slavery in the European world. Whites only bought what African slavers were offering. They're completely innocent!

Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!

Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*

Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!

by TaintedMustard October 17, 2009