Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.

"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"

by A~~ December 15, 2011

montreal facelift

The act of performing a bukkake on someone and then going for a run whilst the weather is cold. The cold weather then hardens the semen on the face, simulating a facelift.

Alice: "I feel ten years younger after that Montreal Facelift! I can't believe how cold it was outside, though!"

by drinkingham_tttttff October 28, 2013

German Facelift

Letting a girl grind ur face till it is slightly tightened

OMG that fit girl gave me a german facelift, she had been drinking pineapple all day so it tasted lush

by Banham July 8, 2009

San Francisco facelift

When a man sits on another man’s face, preferably in assless chaps

Hey Paul, I gave that guy a San Francisco facelift last night, but he wanted a dirty pelican.

by Browntown4eva December 20, 2019

Las Vegas Facelift

A sink full of water and ice purposely used for curing common results of a prior nocturnal hardship. ie a wild night in Las Vegas.

A Las Vegas Facelift cosists of:
Water
Crushed Ice (Usually found in hotel Ice Dispensors, although any Ice will do.)
Large Hotel Towe

Direction:
Insert face into sink for 1 - 5 times, if possible open your eyes--this is for the experienced, do at your own discretion.

Remember to take deep relaxing reaths between each submersion.

Dry off.

This proceedure usually cures the common hangover, red eyes, sleepiness (from and 3-10 hour rest.), and removes dirt from your face.

Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally forgot about work, and I seriously had to wake up or miss my meeting.

Why don't you use the Las Vegas Facelift next time?

I should of huh? Then maybe my boss wouldn't of noticed the red eyes I had all day.

by LeRoyJ3nkins September 4, 2009

turf lodge facelift

Turf Lodge is a low income social housing estate in west belfast. A turf lodge facelift is a girl with her hair pulled back into the tightest of ponytails which leaves her eyebrows where her scalp line used to be.

She may also have 3 kids to different dads, false tan, smokin a regal kingsize, and runnin about in pyjamas until her dole check comes in

Similair to Croydon facelift

Check out the turf lodge facelift on that bitch. Her ponytail is so tight, she looks feline

by drew23ski October 17, 2009

Hollywood Facelift

The sexual act of stretching the face then licking the eyes; the face should sag back to normal resembling a facelift of movie stars. This is a fetish act.

It sort of hurt when John gave me a Hollywood Facelift. But, I guess it wasn't as bad as a cleveland steamer.

by sweetpapa November 25, 2009