Face Time

Time spent at work, whilst working in an office job, that is not actually spent working, but merely invested into giving the powers that be the illusion that you are putting in effort beyond the call of duty. This is done in order to further your career and make yourself seem more valuable than others, particulalry in a large anonymous office.

I'm only contracted to work 0900 to 17:30, but I usually arrive about 0830 and go home about 19:00. This way my boss thinks I am the hardest working person at my level. It's not fun and it sure ain't right, but the face time will pay dividends later on.

by All your base December 28, 2004

face time

One on one time with another person to discuss or reflect upon something

Before the big game, head coach had some face time with the starting players.

by Po June 30, 2003

Face Time

Time spent with your nose and nostrils securely wedged between a slutty girl's beef curtains

"Dude, I stopped over at Stacy's for some face time, I still can't smell a damn thing...."

by Dr. Dugong February 02, 2009

face time

A meeting "in person", such that both parties are present "in the flesh". No, videoconferences don't count.

"I need to get some face time with the boss if I ever want this project to be approved".

by droid June 22, 2003

face time

The amount of time some gets in front of a camera.

Ed sullivan got a lot of face time during his show.

by N.K. June 29, 2003

Face Time Virgin

Face Time is having met Donnie Wahlberg (or also another memer of New Kids On The Block) in real life.

The expression Face Time originated last year when New Kids On The Block started their reuinion and Donnie Wahlberg said that he wanted to give his fans face time. Someone who has not gotten Face Time from Donnie (or any of the other New Kids) is consequently a Face Time Virgin

I went to a New Kids On The Block concert but I did not get to meet Donnie Wahlberg outside, so I am still a Face Time Virgin

by Wicked tumbleweed July 21, 2009

Mary Jane Piss in your face fun time.

The same act as Cheesing. That is to say, huffing cat urine, excreted when marking a cats territory. It is a much easier and subtler way to get high than using illegal substances. The results are that of a great acid trip, immediately transferring the conscious to the boob universe. It's pretty awesome there.

Hey guys, we are going over Jimmy's house for some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time. Ever since his mother found out about his crack, cheesing is the only way we can have any fun anymore...

by Dash Rendar March 31, 2008