Facebukkake

1. noun A form of pleasure taken when you ejaculate beliefs/ideas/baby pics on Facebook's newsfeed

2. verb To share a rant on Facebook's newsfeed for friends to view your stupid thing that they don't give a shit about.

Why does Tanya facebukkake pictures of her newborn every fucking day?

by Things About Portland that Sux July 17, 2009

Facebummer

A Facebook® user who suffers from any number of depressive conditions and thus only posts depressing, awkward and dismal status updates.

"I had to remove Annette from my news feed because her status updates are always so incredibly depressing. She's become a real Facebummer lately."

by Uvula February 17, 2010

facebukoholic

Addiction towards Facebook.

She was a facebukoholic

by Anaasdf August 18, 2010

FaceBurned

Getting burned by someone you rehookup with after facebook reunited the two of you.

I don't want to get faceburned, but I cant wait to see him again.

They were setting a date for their wedding and then he faceburned her.

by Margo... October 25, 2010

facebug

Someone who bothers you incessantly on Facebook, commenting on every status, trying to chat with you every time your online, being a general bug, this causes irritation, anger and can lead you to log off just to stop communicating with them.

Dude Brian is such a facebug!! I can't be online for 5 minutes without him harassing me.

by know your wrights October 13, 2009

facebutt

to headbutt using your face.

a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.

a face plant into another human being.

bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in

guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose

by Matt Huff April 17, 2010

faceburn

The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.

Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009