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faceplant 

Act of hitting the ground face-first; a term generally used by participants in extreme sports.
"He was thrown over the handlebars of his bike and did a faceplant in the mud."
faceplant by cowboy00242 September 17, 2003

FACEPLANT 

Hitting the ground face first. Also: auger, digger, soil sample, spring planting.
For a fine example - click on the link:
www.patglennon.net/images/faceplant.jpg
FACEPLANT by PGDN April 16, 2004

Dutch Faceplant 

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
Dutch Faceplant by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010

tacklebox faceplant 

The act of piercing one's face so many times, it appears they have proformed a faceplant in a tacklebox. also see faceplant
"Holy Christ! Have you seen Mary lately?! It looks like she did a tacklebox faceplant!"

facepants 

Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off
facepants by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010

faceplant 

An unintentional result of a risky or stupid activity whereby a person becomes fully inverted from the normal upright position while one or more parts of the face impact the ground simultaneously with the full weight of the body.
A faceplant (also face plant) is like doing a handstand except with no hands so all that's left is your face.
faceplant by doi May 4, 2009