Fabio

Funny guy, biggest penis on earth, Florida man, little shy, loves women, gets pussy daily, has a friend called luciano which who is very pog.
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Fabio

To be contraversial.

Developed from namesake of Portuguese Soccer Player - Fábio Alexandre da Silva Coentrão, i.e. Coentrão → Contra → Contraversial.

May be used as both 'noun' or 'verb' (see example).
(verb) -

Person 1: ''You we're being Fabio last night on the dancefloor''
Person 2: ''No I wasn't, she's on my course; we were just talking about Uni work''

(noun) -

Person 1: ''You're the biggest Fabio I know''
Person 2: ''How am I? I've never cheated on anyone!''
by BusquetsCrumpet May 04, 2011
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A god from petland who worships the sun and enjoys taning in unknown ways. Has his own religion of Fabioism
A commandment of Fabioism: thou shall be Shacacon
by shacaconDAMNIT July 12, 2008
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"fabio is a nonce"
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Blond A: lol did yo know Fabio went commando on the beach last night?

Blond B: LMFAO! Didn't yo know that's fk all in his name?
Blond A: ???
Blond B: hahaha Fabio fucked ass baked in oil!
by slimflat November 26, 2019
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to kiss a leaf
by Gessyka September 19, 2003
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Fabio is the most segsy individual.
Suspicious always, has many children of who he abandons, owns a drug lair ran out of his basement. Which got blew up. Of course.
Jade: oh I don’t have a dad
Barbie: you do, it’s probably fabio, he just traded you for his drugs
by local lobster September 18, 2021
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