Fuck me with a stolen dick
Fuck me with a stolen dick.
Fuck me with a stolen dick by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019
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fuck me with the wig on
There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.
fuck me with the wig on by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018
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Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes
Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.
Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes by Astertious June 8, 2024
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.
Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”
Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”
Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw by Cotbumm July 21, 2016
fuck me sideways with a chainsaw
referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.
this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.
this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.
mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."
fuck me sideways with a chainsaw by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011
fuck me gently with a chainsaw
First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".
fuck me gently with a chainsaw by OldFart77 December 9, 2008
Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox
Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.
In shock due to utter disrespect.
In shock due to utter disrespect.
" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."
"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."
"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.
Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox by kws53 May 13, 2011