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The Asgard Experience

Call your penis Stormbreaker and then masturbate so hard to an image of Tessa Thompson that you ejaculate the bifrost and open up a path to Asgard.
Bro I watched Thor Rangnarok last night and then had The Asgard Experience.
by Rosey1591 May 11, 2020
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Esperance

Esperance is a beautiful, smart and loyal person. They will always be nice to people and dosen't make drama. They love to make people happy and laugh. They are creative and full of ideas. They work hard for what they want and are just amazing.
Omg I wish I had a friend like Esperance.
Oh wow Esperance is beautiful.
by Idcaboutusernames October 6, 2019
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Kid Experience

A time when one must take the car out for a pleasant drive at a busy hour in the neighborhood, notably a gated community with many families. You might encounter many kids in the streets playing...
Dad: Hey son, let's go driving today around our gated community.
Son: Alright! Sounds good!

They both walk outside, and see many kids playing.

Dad: Uh, looks like it's crowded today.
Son: Yeah.
Dad: Looks like you're going to have, ehh, a Kid Experience!
Son: ...
by Cosmo Politan January 13, 2013
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the dickslapper experience

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago
look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience
by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011
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Starbucks Experience

Having a coffee enema. The turd place is filled with coffee for the deep cleansing effect. Used before engaging in anal sex. Any coffee can be used for this, but poofs prefer Starbucks coffees like, French roast, Italian roast and Espresso blend. Popular in both the New York and the Seattle gay culture.
Howard certainly enjoyed the Starbucks Experience. Having his turd place filled with a venti mocha cappuccino with extra caramel made the rim job even more rewarding. Until he let go ...
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008
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Joe Rogan Experience

Yo I had covid symptoms so I took some horse paste and had a real Joe Rogan Experience
by arbitr4ry September 2, 2021
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Experience Junkie

An experience junkie is a type of person who always finds themselves seeking new and thrilling experiences.

These experiences could be anything: traveling to new places, meeting new types of people, attending big music festivals, experimenting with drugs and sex, diving into new hobbies and interests, and just – in general – wanting to experience as many new things as possible, just for the sake of “experiencing” them.

The “experience junkie” craves novelty, excitement, and risk-taking. Each new “experience” becomes a notch in their belt to prove to themselves how much they’ve truly “lived” their lives. The bigger and more exciting the experience, the more they want to have it.

While there is nothing wrong with seeking new experiences, the “experience junkie” can become a type of hedonist and addict toward new experiences. They find themselves constantly craving the next new thrill or new sensation.
Bodhi from Point Break is an experience junkie, he just can't get enough thrill seeking.
by JoeDP June 1, 2018
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