waiting to exhale

That period of time a woman has been “sucking in her gut” to appeal to potential suitors for a long time, and is getting desperate.

“Dude, did you see Trisha at the 10-year reunion? I remember she always looked so fine, but she got married and had 3 kids.”
“Hell yeah. She wasn’t waiting to exhale for very long! She didn’t just exhale, she damn well BLEW OUT!”

by I_AM_FARTACUS July 6, 2021

exhalator

a device, for example a vibrator, used for wanking purposes. Also called an exhaler.

Whenever he wants to jerk off, he uses an exhalator.

by uttam maharjan July 11, 2010

Soul-Exhale

Verb. The often involuntary act of expelling air from one's lungs with haste after having one's mind completely blown, usually due to learning new information, hearing dope lyrics, viewing reality from a new perspective, etc.. Can be silent or accompanied by any number of noises.

They never heard so many people Soul-Exhale at the same time.

I had to Soul-Exhale because those lyrics made me see life in a completely new way.

by Duffel13ag January 3, 2022

exhale

1: When ya friend makes an awful pun, and you knew it was trash, shit, as bad as World of Light even.
What you do when you need to breathe in and out.
3: Disappointment.

Person 1: Hey, don’t you think that pun was good?
Person 2: *exhale* No.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

deadly double exhale

when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I had a deadly double exhale. Really took my breath away.

by paisley plaid May 6, 2024