Evine

Evine is an incredibly warm person. She will never hesitate to help you when you need it and will always give you hugs when you are feeling down. An Evine will always have snacks at her disposal anytime, any day. Evine is someone you can feel at ease with and get along with very quickly.

If you see an Evine, give her an M&M.

Steven: Hey is that an Evine?
Mag: Yeah! She's the best!

by SlightlyBoiledEgg December 5, 2019

Evinsius

Evinsius is a plant jungle man from Seal the Deal. He is close in nature with characters such as Tarzan and Mowgli from the Jungle Book. An Evinsius has luscious and curly emerald green hair. He has the type of hair you just want to run your hands through forever, ascending into heaven. He is very nice and friendly while still approving of murder. If you insult his friends or partner, you will surely find yourself in a predicament. He radiates empathy and inner peace while still finding murder acceptable to those he deems deserve it. Cross him the wrong way and you'll find yourself entangled in vines by a death grip as he lovingly smiles into.your soul.. He is also a stoner who makes his own weed and wine. He can really make any type of plant. For example, he can grow a mango or grapevines out of the palm of his hand. If you ever meet Evinsius, you will never starve to death. Lastly, he has mega caramel bazoongas and a highly extensive vocabulary with no grammatical errors. He takes pride in distinguished vocabulary. Because of this, sometimes his sentences are more complex than necessary.

Boy 1: I saw Evinsius in the jungle the other day, he grew me two big melons to eat.
Boy 2: Wow! I'm sure we'll never starve with him around!

Girl 1: OMG, I wanna get high with Evinsius. He can grow me some cannabis in no time while I melt in his godlike presence!
Girl 2: Wow, you really are having Evinsius brainrot right now, aren't you?

by Thriller Roads August 30, 2021

Evina

Evina is a gorgeous, funny and clever person that is fun to be around and very loyal . She may seem to be innocent but she is actually a bad bitch. You better not mess with an Evina.

Don‘t mess with Evina !

by Put your phone away June 6, 2020

Evins

a totally boss rebel who is always stoked and has a rockin bod and awesome collection of hats.

"I really enjoy your multicolored hats. You are such an Evins"

by iheartalexchen October 7, 2011

Evine

A girl who is incredibly talented and dedicated to whatever she does. She is extremely caring for others and always 100% genuine. All around a fun person to be around and someone that you can look up to.

Guy: Did you see Evine today?
Girl: Yaa, shes the best!

by ChipsButNoFish December 5, 2019

Evinrude

The most bad ass outboard engine for small craft boats ever made. Evinrude is the sub company of BRP Canada. The newer models include the Evinrude "E-tec." These motors are simple and have less complicated parts that would otherwise potentially breakdown but have a rugged build; they still maintain incredible horsepower and performance.

Bob: "Hey what kind of outboard are you going to throw on the back of your Zodiac Hurricane Jim?"

Jim: " A fuckin' Evinrude 250 H.P. four stroke bitch! As a matter of fact, two of them."

by murphymarine May 16, 2011

Evington

a place where weather wont come
and your friends hate to come and get you

Girl: so can you come get me
Girl 2: Yeah sure! where do you live?
Girl: Evington
Girl 2: oh yeah about that....my car just exploded.
girl: wow that seems to happen a lot..well its either that or giant man eating Peruvian hair lobsters.

by Savannah Scruggs October 20, 2008