evict horizon

The moment in time when you know you are just seconds from being kicked-out of your home or apartment and will be falling into the black hole of homelessness.

When I heard the loud knock at my door, I knew it was the Sheriff and that I was about to cross over the evict horizon.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

evictionism

The Libertarian view on abortion, in which a woman can evict a fetus in her at any time during pregnancy because it is viewed as a parasite.

The only way she could get the parasite out of her uterus was with evictionism.

by qs7 July 13, 2010

anniversary of my uterus eviction

What you'd say when describing your birthday.

Next week will be the 30th anniversary of my uterus eviction.

by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011

evict

To rape someone, generally anally.

"Bro you boutta get evicted"
"Oh shit bruh"

by dkdjdjdjdjdkdndjd May 20, 2015

Fire sale eviction

An eviction where they sell all your shit, anything that was in your old apartment must go, no matter what it meant to you.

He/she thought the fire sale eviction was hilarious, that was why he/she tried to make one happen a few years ago over nothing.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

Evicting the Irish Tenants

(v): The act of digging the lent out of one's belly button

Person 1: Gross, man. What are you doing?
Person 2: Just evicting the Irish tenants.
Person 1: Please stop doing that at the table.

by Disgruntled_Landlord October 24, 2012

evicted

(n.) -- The exclamation one makes when a cockroach is successfully zapped by an electric zapper

''Look, I finally zapped him for good. Evicted!''

overheard in an office kitchenette in Taipei, November 15, 2010

by PRwiz101 November 26, 2010