Tax evasion

A cute caterpillar with a lot of simps

Person 1: "hey, it's tax evasion!"
Person 2: "I simp for tax evasion"

by RubyDupy August 2, 2020

Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

advanced evasion tactics

A phrase used by pussys to cover the the fact they are running from you

P1 ur such a pussy all you do is run

P2 no i was using advanced evasion tactics

by Epicsniperb0y May 24, 2021

Fat Tax Evasion man

Another name for opera singer Luciano Pavarotti, famous for his tax evasion and obesity.

Heyyy! Did you see that video of the singer guy doing the High Cs??

Oh yeah, fat tax evasion man of course.

by CornwallTCollingsly September 23, 2020

interest evasion

To fornicate with a bank manager.

Nowadays, interest evasion is easier than taking a shit.

by WordSmith250 October 25, 2014

Evasion

A really dumb way to win games of pokemon

My opponent used minimize a bunch of times in this battle, his evasion is now at 4x, none of my moves hit. How is this fun?

by PokemonKid34 June 10, 2024

evasive potato

a rare canadian that spends most of his time on his ccomputer

hey you see hear that evasive potato last night on overwatch

by linkmaster225 April 18, 2018