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evakluate

To evakluate means to evacuate a premises while in the process of evaluating it, normally under extreme circumstances. (Otherwise... why would you do both?)
The health inspector had to quickly evakluate the restaurant because of the fire that began in the kitchen.
by typosnstuff14 April 23, 2010
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Evaluscious

someone powerful, gorgeous, sexy, elegant, sensual and luscious at the same time.
Damn, did you see her? She is Evaluscious
by TBoyy September 23, 2020
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evaluate

form an idea of the amount, number, or value of; assess.
To evaluate is defined as to judge the value or worth of someone or something.
A woman evaluates a gemstone to determine it's value.
by Lexi12 December 19, 2017
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Evala

In reference to the male sex organ, the length remaining after being gripped by two hands (held one above the other, not unlike with a baseball bat). Generally measured in centimeters as the word is of Bulgarian origin; importantly this measurement can be both positive or negative.

Commonly used in Salzburg, Austria and Miami Beach, Florida.
I have a significant evala deficit using my own hands, but in Sarah’s hands I’m slightly positive!
by Selianin June 6, 2019
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re-evaluate

verb.

To re-evaluate is a concious decision made by an individual, who has possibly hit rock bottom, to develop a plan in order to get their life back on track in an attempt to climb their way back up the social ladder.
Drew: What's up Joe?
Joe: I just got kicked out of school because I never go to class and my marks suck, I'm flat broke because I can't keep a job, and my girlfriend just dumped me... fuck.
Drew: You need to re-evaluate.
by Edsy January 23, 2008
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Operation: Evacuation

A synonym for explosive diarrhea. Usually occurs after the consumption of shady ass food, drinking more than your ass (literally) can handle, and other fun stuff.
Charlie: "That white castle last night fucked me up. I gotta go use the shitter."
Ross: "Yeah that food demanded for Operation: Evacuation."
Charlie: "Word."
by The Wolf of NJ June 13, 2009
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post-evaluative syndrome

a completely inevitable urge to critique anyone and everyone one sees in the street. this disease also consists of constantly prediciting the futures of said strangers and making constant analogies involving friends and acquiantances as comparable to movie characters, novel protagonists or other complete strangers. this disease occurs in lost hip kids with advanced hefty vocabularies.
there is no cure.
"Damn all those kids have such post-evaluative syndrome. They just compared each character in Trainspotting to one of their close and personal acquaintances."
by icehead November 6, 2008
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