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Eureka

A city in coastal Northern California that has the foggiest, coldest, most disappointing summers in all the United States. 68 degrees is considered a heat wave there.
Tourist: I've been here for a week in mid-July and it's only reached 58 degrees, and I haven't seen the sun once or got a clear view of the redwoods. I'm sick of this darned jacket! When is it ever nice here?
Resident # 1: Here in Eureka it's cold and foggy all summer long, but if you like the sun, drive 30 minutes inland, where it's a toasty 100 degrees.
Resident # 2: When it reaches 75 in Eureka, our older residents die of heatstroke.
by Boxcar Bob November 8, 2008
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Eurest

For the mercifully unacquainted, Eurest is the worst foodstuff in America or anywhere else, is a horrifying diarrhea sludge that Boeing Employees are forced to eat.

Whatever virtue this bad-tasting Z-grade atrocity once contained derived from its exemplification of a set of certain cherished American fables—immigrant ingenuity, the cultural melting pot, old things combining into new things—and has now been totally swamped and consumed by different and infinitely uglier American realities: the commodification of culture; the transmutation of authentic artifacts of human life into hollow corporate brand divisions; the willingness of Boeing Employees to slop any horrible goddamn thing into their fucking mouths.

Eurest food is the worst, saddest, most depressing goddamn thing in the world. If it came out of the end of your digestive system, you would turn the color of chalk and call an ambulance, but at least it'd make some sense. The employees of Boeing see nothing wrong with inserting it into their mouths, which perhaps tells you everything you need to know about The Boeing Company. Don't eat it. Don't let your loved ones eat it. Turn away from the darkness.
"Hey Bob, want to go eat at Eurest for lunch?"
"No, I'd rather eat rotten trash from the dumpster in the alley."
by Brian0000 September 9, 2019
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ereeggi

a term used to describe ones failure
similar: ereeggi'd - to fail or have a plan not work correctly.
To win this soccer game, we need to ereeggi the other team.
by viperzenthic January 18, 2022
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Eurlett

It's a European mullet. When the hair ends at about mid neck. The kind that German club boys enjoy to wear.
The techno twins are rocking their eurlett hair dews to the club.
by Jbraver December 18, 2008
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Edreese

Perfection. A machine. A physical specimen. Synonymous with Spartacus. Loved by all.
Damn. That Edreese is a monster!
by NolanR January 7, 2012
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eurie

eurie is a nice person and a good lover , he is so loyal at all cost and faithfull , he is family oriented and loveable person.
eurie is the greatest boyfriend that you ever had
by wuqjejss June 7, 2021
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eureka

This word comes from the ancient greek and means "I find out".
Dude 1: I need some money, what can i do?
Dude 2: I don't know, look for a job.
Dude 1: Eureka! I can sell my car.
by Johnjod August 30, 2006
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