Midnight essay

An essay due at midnight, making for a stressful evening that turns to joy (or embarrassment) once the paper is sent off.

Jeff: "Hey, do you want to watch Star Wars tonight?"

Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."

by Wanderfalke May 3, 2010

Essay

A ploy conceived by English teachers to show their jaded outlook towards students who are either too stupid to do it anyway, or are smart, but prefer pin-point to the point answering rather than spending five paragraphs trying to convince "X" to do "Y". They usually give people a week or so to do the essay, but it is known fact that nobody does the stupid things until the night before it's due.

Tom - "We're going to see a movie, wanna come along?"
Ray - "No, I've still got this clusterfuck of an essay to write."
William -"You mean the one where you have to write five pages about what your favorite aspect of Beowulf was and why?"
Ray - "Yep. See you guys monday."

by Insert Alias Here October 12, 2009

spirit of ecstasy

The flying mascot of Rolls-Royce

The RR Corniche II is £40,000 more than the similar Continental R, you'd have to really desire the true spirit of ecstasy to warrant this money on top of an alreay expsensive motor.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

essay

Something that my english teacher didn't teach me.

I have to do this tomorrow. I'm totally fucked now. Thanks a lot, Mrs. smoking pot Dunn-Peters for not teaching me about essays.

by suicidalqueen February 20, 2011

enstarrie

gay

enstarrie = gay

by mimighost August 8, 2021

Essault

Apparently, his aim is not disgusting, he plays at a high level in all games. Unfortunately too lazy to be a pro player.

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twitch.tv/essaultify

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Essault aim too good dawg <3

by liltimmy420 May 12, 2022

Extended Essay

4,000 words of pure hell

I wrote my extended essay in Literature. I did not sleep for 3 days straight.

by L. Christine April 7, 2009