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herbal essences

A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.
(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!

Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
by Lorelili December 29, 2007
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Essential Oils

Karen: Did you get essential oils? I heard there's a covid outbreak in alabama
Me: fuck off karen
by OkayAndrew June 18, 2020
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Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential, the term used by Seamus Kennedy when describing the USMC.
"You wanna know what the word Marine stands for? Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential."
by MuricanBoi December 24, 2020
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Herbal Essences

"omg!!! have u tried this new shampoo??? its called herbal essences and it works w o n d e r s !"

"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."
by Doggen September 8, 2019
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Willy Essence

The odour found in close proximity to the male genitals. It is usually a warm, moist, pissy smell, that lingers on the balls or on the Jock.

It typically occurs after a warm night, after strenuous exercise or after prolonged periods without showering.

It can be smelt when laying or sitting close to the male genitalia.
"Why Bob, What is that pissy smell coming from your jocks?"

"Don't worry Sandra, I haven't had a shower for a couple of days, that's my Willy Essence you can smell."

"Well have shower soon because that stinks like musty cock and I'm not going anywhere near that Willy essence."

"Jeez, sorry Sandra but I don't complain about your fanny essence."
by Young Skunk October 23, 2011
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essington

A place full of crackheads , Billy Webb , and a girl who shoved disgusting things up her vagina. Essington is a shithole and Billy Webb and Dom Bennett make it even worse by going round wrecking everything. Try so stay away from Essington
Oh no don’t go Essington. Billy Webb is out!
by User1928337 December 17, 2019
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Essentially

When used at the beginning of a sentence, this word is a variety of the 'filler' word basically. Another direct replacement for essentially is technically. Other filler words include like, just, and stuff and y'know, but they tend to be in the middle of or at the end of a spoken sentence. Filler words are rarely used in writing and are part of acquired speech.
Essentially, the leg bone is connected to the hip bone.
Replace the sentence with the less-wordy: The leg bone is connected to the hip bone
by Exit Ramp June 20, 2004
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