estonian

Estonians are an extremely happy group of people with lineage stemming from the small European nation Estonia. Predominantly blonde haired, blue eyed beauties. You can distinguish "kodu Eestlased" native Estonians from non-Estonian born Estonians by their lanky, disproportionate limbs (ex. legs and arms looking like the appendages of a daddy long leg spider). Real Estonians drink vodka for the most part until they are good and jolly, or black out and engage in activity with the opposite sex that is never really that awkward in the morning (as is often with Americans). With an extremely high tolerance for alcohol, what better way to end a celebratory evening (celebratory evening= anytime 2 or more Estonians are together and drinking) than crossing right arm over left and holding hands in a circle known as Soprus Ring, humming notes and saying prayers in a foreign tongue (Estonian) startling innocent non-Estonian onlookers who imagine they are witnessing cult activity.

Karl has long disproportionate arms and legs and appears to be a Viking. Karl must be an Estonian.

Jaan speaks Russian and attends sportipaev but Ei Raagi Eesti Keel. Jaan is not really an Estonian.

by Markus A September 15, 2006

Estonian puzzle

In principle - any unsolvable problem.

Tanel: "My Skype messages never reach my mate who's sitting next to me!"
Urmass: "Chill, it's an Estonian puzzle ;)."

by zaucho May 20, 2009

estoy hot

a natural response when being spontaneously combusting

Guy 1: *spontaneously combusts*

Guy 1: ...

Guy 1: estoy hot

by MinimalPower December 6, 2022

Estonian mindset

To be afraid of Turkish barbers, herobrine, and wiping.

Steve: Ahhhh!!! A Turkish barber!!!

Carl: Steve you have to stop following the Estonian mindset

by Thebigler July 11, 2023

Esoteric's Law

When debating with a comrade, the longer your discussion continues, the more likely it is the comrade's argument will degrade into nothing but character assassinations, and baseless assertions; this will always inevitably happen.

(A variant of Sargon's Law, or Hoodie's Law )

"Did you see Libertarian Socialist Rants committing Esoteric's Law on his recent video?

by BlackSoNotCriminal July 13, 2017

estonian spit roast

An orchestral manoeuvre whereby one achieves maximum clarity and volume on the double bass by pressing one's knee in the back of the instrument. This in turn pushes the string into the left hand thereby producing a voluminous sound.

"Fuck man, Jaan keeps initiating the Estonian Spit Roast on his bass. The poor fucker is getting bruised like crazy!"

by B$$Lad May 13, 2015

estoners

Estonians who smoke ganja regulary

Estonia is the land of estoners

by pacman7 November 9, 2005