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tootsie roll exchange

When a person (or animal-- see below) defecates directly into the anus of a willing sexual partner. This is accomplished by both partners getting on their hands and knees, or laying on their backs with legs in the air, with their buttocks pressed together. With a lot of patience and experience, an expert pitcher and catcher can oftentimes maintain a back-and-forth for hours of pleasure.

It is widely debated whether or not the Tootsie Roll Exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal sex-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual Animal Sexuality-Science Convention in Zurich (citation needed).
Things started to heat up when she suggested a Tootsie Roll Exchange after just three dates.
by clute April 1, 2011
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Enchanted

To be completely spellbound and captivated by a girl, realizing she reaches levels deeper than you thought were there.

To realize she is the moon and the stars for someone not used to looking up.
He has known her for a relatively short time, although his esteem for her is limitless; he is enchanted by her.
by Silvertonguedwordsmith September 13, 2017
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Seadonkey Exchange

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.
Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.
by Lazynutz July 17, 2005
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Eshani

is NOT "a tool." She is the best friend that anyone can ever have. Forever young. Born on November 13, the best and luckiest "birfday" anyone can have. Awesome hugger. Smartest Indian around. Cupcake obsessed. Craziest and amazing-est friend that's ever existed.
Oh, I'm SO jelly of Eshani, she makes DA BEST marmalade EVER!
by RAWRAntonMeghanito October 28, 2012
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Swedish Beard Exchange

A Swedish Beard Exchange is when two or more people feel each other's beards or facial hair for the purpose of comparing and enjoying the quality of their beards.
Greg- "I haven't shaved in like a week"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"
by ZaffyTaffy August 12, 2011
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Eshani

An outgoing young girl who has a dirty mind, but only if you get to know her. She will always make you happy, but don’t f around with her. One of the best friends anyone can have
OMG Eshani is so funny! Thank god she’s alive!
by LlamaLover😍😍 January 15, 2019
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White Trash Exchange

Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to effect an exchange of damaged or unwanted merchandise for merchandise more desirable (e.g., not damaged or destroyed through one's own negligence or abuse), to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to "white trash rebate," "white trash refund," "white trash warranty claim," "white trash regifting," etc.
Claude's colorblindedness caused him to cross some wires and short out his new car stereo, but he remained calm because he knew he could effect a white trash exchange and likely moan and groan enough to get free installation of the replacement stereo.
by texlex61 January 27, 2009
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