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Ert-man

A super hero that looks like a pea. It lives in Denmark and likes to kill gingers. Its best friend is Steg-man, another danish super hero, and together they kill gingers.

If you want to see Ert-man in real life, the only thing you have to do is go kill some gingers. Then it will appear.

Ert-man and Steg-man believes that gingers does not have souls.
Oh man, last night I killed sooo many gingers and out of nowhere Ert-man appeared!
by DerpDenSo September 10, 2012
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ti ert

The urban word for tired.
Shiiiit, my mo fo ass is ti ert as a mother fucker. Shiiiiiiiiit.

Get your ti ert ass off my mother fuckin cowch bi-atch!!!!!!!!!!
by Chez Chizzle Minizzle April 27, 2003
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mein kampf-ert zone

Being in Hitlers ass
Your in mein Kampf-ert zone
by qwdbjksvgrabjk November 29, 2017
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Swerv-ert

Generally accepted as the union of the word "swerve" and the word "pervert".

Artist, A locksmith, keyholder, master, teacher, A knower of how shit works,

Someone who has the ability to swerve every negative expierence , responsibility, socicital requirement, or personal trial, weather intentional or not directly into some pussy.

(Sometimes a person known to the community at large as a pussy) but nonetheless some pussy, each and every time. No matter the problem, issue, complaint, momentairy lapse of conscious thought..... Boom right into some pussy.
That foo James is a fuckin swerv-ert. Even in the beautiful lonely hills of Montana, this foo finds some amazing untouched pussy forgotten by time.
by BitchVinz Daddy February 27, 2021
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ert

slang term to refer to someone who posses the name 'Robert'
shut it ert!
by JamPear November 4, 2020
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I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.
I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!
by beardy6991 April 9, 2008
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Ert

the languege in the bible revised from the word ertal, which means the new one. the religion above is ironic since it is a new "religion" and the word mean new one.
he was an ertal to society
by Anonymous May 2, 2003
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