Ert-man

A super hero that looks like a pea. It lives in Denmark and likes to kill gingers. Its best friend is Steg-man, another danish super hero, and together they kill gingers.

If you want to see Ert-man in real life, the only thing you have to do is go kill some gingers. Then it will appear.

Ert-man and Steg-man believes that gingers does not have souls.

Oh man, last night I killed sooo many gingers and out of nowhere Ert-man appeared!

by DerpDenSo September 10, 2012

ti ert

The urban word for tired.

Shiiiit, my mo fo ass is ti ert as a mother fucker. Shiiiiiiiiit.

Get your ti ert ass off my mother fuckin cowch bi-atch!!!!!!!!!!

by Chez Chizzle Minizzle April 28, 2003

mein kampf-ert zone

Being in Hitlers ass

Your in mein Kampf-ert zone

by qwdbjksvgrabjk November 29, 2017

I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.

I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!

by beardy6991 April 09, 2008

gublee ert

Means "love you" in jibrish

I gublee ert

by Dhehejesi April 18, 2017

Ert

A word to say for fun because I like it.

Yocheved stender: thx so much
Toby eissenberg: ert

by Erttt October 24, 2019

ert

slang term to refer to someone who posses the name 'Robert'

shut it ert!

by JamPear November 04, 2020