A person whose fervent and dynamic use of a dry erase board, typically but not limited to an office setting, borders on the obscene.
Dry Erasturbators often come with their own erasers specially molded to find their hands and sets of markers that cover an array of palette choices. Their penmanship is usually impeccable, and their energy palpable. They often make very entertaining and powerful presentations.
However, the passion they exude onto their audience is seldom about the material being presented, but rather over the materials at hand.
Dry Erasturbators often come with their own erasers specially molded to find their hands and sets of markers that cover an array of palette choices. Their penmanship is usually impeccable, and their energy palpable. They often make very entertaining and powerful presentations.
However, the passion they exude onto their audience is seldom about the material being presented, but rather over the materials at hand.
MIKE: C'mon, I want to get a good seat for Ed's presentation.
RICH: Why?
MIKE: Because he's like the sickest Dry Erasturbator in the region! You'll walk away with loads and loads of useful stuff, oozing out your ears, guaranteed!
RICH: Why?
MIKE: Because he's like the sickest Dry Erasturbator in the region! You'll walk away with loads and loads of useful stuff, oozing out your ears, guaranteed!
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If she was your girlfriend everyone would be jealous
If she was your girlfriend everyone would be jealous
by bornforthis June 22, 2010
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The more uncommon term for "discordian;" Discordianism is a somewhat satirical "religion" following the attitude of the Greek Goddess Eris (Roman counterpart: Discordia), thus "Eris-ian."
Discordianism is generally thought of as absurdist, though it has close relations to Zen and Taoism. Whether or not it is a parody religion is left to your own interpretation... So probably. For more, see the story of Eris and the golden apple.
Discordianism is generally thought of as absurdist, though it has close relations to Zen and Taoism. Whether or not it is a parody religion is left to your own interpretation... So probably. For more, see the story of Eris and the golden apple.
An Erisian is not allowed to be serious; those caught doing such shall most likely be beaten nearly to death with inflatable pool toys.
by Erisephonyx June 6, 2016
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(Susie whats her face) hay did you see him over there, hes pretty good looking.
(her friend) Yeah, he's an Eritano
(her friend) Yeah, he's an Eritano
by rudyruderson January 15, 2009
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You'll love an erasto
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A fairly common condition that causes extreme pettiness and unexplainable lapses of judgment and irrationality. Caution: very contagious, may spread to significant other.
A fairly common condition that causes extreme pettiness and unexplainable lapses of judgment and irrationality. Caution: very contagious, may spread to significant other.
Its been a year already bro and I still can't stop thinking about this bitch, I think she gave me Eriselirosis.
by Youngandheartless September 11, 2020
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