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hotdog equilibrium

n. The point at which the number of hotdogs you have is equal to the number of hotdog buns that you have.
There are ten hotdogs in a package, but only eight hotdog buns in a package. As a result, 32 hotdogs must be consumed before hotdog equilibrium is reached.
by Robert Story January 16, 2006
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co-equilibrium

1. A state of balance resulting from the co-equal actions of opposite forces.
If you are holding an object in mid-air (Not using your hands, by something like a fan) then you have created co-equilibrium in the object.
by pappa da rappa December 6, 2010
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urinary equilibrium

The act in which one is drinking a beer and taking a piss at the same time thus, the digestive system experiences an equilibrium between these fluids.
"Guys watch me take a piss while drinking this beer"
"That is called urinary equilibrium my friend"
by Titty Monger January 22, 2014
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Dome equilibrium

The state where a girl spits as much saliva as she takes back in while giving dome. Thus, a isotonic solution of saliva is created. Which then leads to dome equilibrium. This is the best state of dome.
Woman: How's that ?
Men: FUCKING INSANE!! I think you reached DOME EQUILIBRIUM?!?
by LanceMack June 9, 2010
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Plateaued Equilibrium

The lovely place between pissed and stoned.
Hey, Matt, what do you call that place between pissed and stoned?

Plateaued Equilibrium man.
by marcowh April 13, 2021
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The Z Equilibrium

The exact balance between being on Heroin and Cocaine to keep your heart rate normal
At that party last night, I felt my heart slow down. So i hit a quick bump of coke to get me back to The Z Equilibrium
by Zallen April 14, 2015
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piss equilibrium

Piss equilibrium occurs when in sex, a man and a woman start pissing at equal forces. This often times causes multiple universes to collapse at once due to the piss collapsing into its Schwarzchild radius, forming a kugelblitz so powerful that the space-time continuum is ripped apart at once. The only survivor of this piss equilibrium is known as a piss baby, formed from the piss of a man and woman, who inherits superhuman strength.
"Dude did you hear that VSauce was a piss baby?"
"Yeah, that piss equilibrium created a good one"
by Andrew Wangerdoodle June 8, 2018
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