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e-penis complex

a psycological condition similar to a male's obsesion over the size of his actual penis. Those people suffering from an e-penis complex display symptoms such as obsession over trivial technological matters.
Everyone says Sam has an e-penis complex because he cant stop bragging about his computer's speed.
by Lusian January 27, 2006
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e-penis

a term used in connection with internet-related boasting or toughguy-ness. The more one boasts the larger his e-penis can be said to be. The term is a mildly insulting comparison of one's unconfirmable boasts with individuals' boasts of their penile length
InternetDude01: I dont care if they were Hells Angels. I would have fucking fucked up all of them...baseball bat to the knees, then pepper-spray to the eyes when theyre on the ground...
InternetDude02: Wow, your e-penis must be at least a meter long...
by maks August 6, 2006
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epen0s

What grows in length when one brags on the internet about his/her car, computer, new gadget, etc.
John: My dual 4ghz Pentium 4s just arrived! As soon as UPS delivers my water cooling system I'm gonna have the fastest computer on the block!

Mark: What were you saying? I was busy having sex and not worrying about my epen0s.
by LilJonWask September 6, 2005
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e-penis

Online "social status" on an internet forum. Usually based on stats such as post count, or amount of time one has been a member.
Some people think having a large post count gives them a bigger e-penis
by WakaLakaFly December 28, 2005
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e-penis

An Internet Relay Chat term used to describe how long a user has been connected to the network without being disconnected.
Eric: "According to this my e-penis is two an a half inches long. Wow! That's a an inch bigger than my real penis."
by Phaedrus2nd November 2, 2009
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e penis

One's Ego over the internet
I just necro wagond this kid and i bet his e penis just shrunk 6 inches
by Devin May 24, 2006
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Epenisic

When something is so fit, it makes you're penis go hard and makes you feel epic
Wow that girl's so hot, she's Epenisic
by StarA August 14, 2012
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