emoetry

Those shitty poems emo pricks write about how much their life sucks, even though it really doesnt.

the knife cuts,
the world darkens,
and i cry alone,
cuz my 2 week girlfriend
left me.

by Luin February 4, 2005

Emoist

A person who hates emos and thinks that there life is all about death and wearing black and they have nothing to do

Person1: Emokid do you want me to push you over the cliff
Person2: No shut up
Person3: dont worry about him hes just a Emoist! SCUM!!!

by Billza February 14, 2008

Emoetry

Combination of the words emo and poetry and used in online slang talk where saying "emo poetry" is too much of a mouthful.

"Dude, you write depressing emoetry!"

"That's some fucking dark emoetry you made!"

by Enraltay November 10, 2009

emoistic

Emoistic is the definition of the way that Cat acts.

"Cat you emoistic biatch"

by Blackwater May 23, 2008

emosterbating

A word invented by Casey which describes what you do when someone says they don't want to be your partner but continues to act like they do. This causes you 'play' with your emotions. By yourself. Shamefully.

" She said she likes me but doesn't want to be my girlfriend, but yesterday when we were watching a movie she kept leaning on me and putting her had on my leg. Maybe she really does like me! Or maybe she doesn't..but she might..maybe she's got trust issues and I just need to be patient. Or maybe it's because..etc,etc."

"Stop emosterbating and eat your pizza"

by T; May 22, 2008

Emoster

A person who's exterior resembles someone of the emo style, but also believes they're ghetto. In other words: a poser.

Person #1: Hey, look at those emo kids over there smoking!
Person #2: No, those are emosters. You can tell because they're listening to Pitbull.

by NoThInG-pErSoNaL October 4, 2009

emoetically

To perform in a fashion of or pertaining to "emo" culture.

Roger impersonates the Joker and writes poetry emoetically.

by Rickoid August 27, 2011