immaculate erection

1. The act or experience of being aroused for no apparent reason

Dude, I was just sitting there watching food network and suddenly I was sporting an immaculate erection!

by ChristmaSupdog December 25, 2009

Ejaculate and Evacuate

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."

"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."

by .Org Taylor February 3, 2006

Immaculate Reception

The most bizarre play EVER in all sports. Down 7-6, with 22 seconds remaining in the 1972 AFC Wild Card matchup, Terry Bradshaw threw a pass intended for John Fuqua. Oakland Raiders saftey Jack Tatum reach Fuqua when the ball did, and the ball deflected from him. Just as the ball seemed to slip to the ground, Steelers runningback Franco Harris scooped up the ball when it was less than an inch from the ground, and ran it in to the endzone to end the game. Craziest play in NFL history.

And Franco Harris has just won the game with the Immaculate Reception.

by Steagles February 15, 2006

Immaculate Heart

Immaculate Heart is becoming one of the best high schools in the city even though SOME (mean) girls from more expensive schools (you know who I'm talking about) continue to criticize. Those girls are just repeating the mantras of their social striving-climbing parents who are insecure about who they are.
More and more super smart, nice girls from good families are choosing this school.
They are getting into top colleges and graduating at the top of their classes. (Last year: Williams--top student=Immaculate Heart grad).
They will be the leaders of tomorrow because they don't assume they are better than everyone else.

Hey, did you hear about the girls who got into Harvard, Yale, Fordham, Stanford, Berkeley...?

Did they go to Marlborough or Archer?

Neither! Immaculate Heart!

by Skatinkate August 18, 2009

Immaculate Rizz

When you have the ability to instantly rizz up any girl you talk to.

John: Damn, Luca has that immaculate rizz!
Daniel: Yeah, he was able to rizz up that girl in less than a day.

by Energy_Blox April 30, 2023

Immaculate Rizz

The perfection of rizzing up the opposite or preferred gender,also known as being able to seduce the opposite or preferred gender without much effort.

Bro look at jaquavion he only been talking to her for 12 mins and he already sliding.. he got some Immaculate Rizz

by Bleumamba September 15, 2022

Edraculate

A role-playing sexual scenario in which the subject orgasms upon being bitten on the neck by a vampire.

Origin: Ejaculate + Dracula

My girlfriend totally loved it last night when I put in some fake fangs and started biting her neck really hard. Made her totally edraculate! Talk about a wicked hickie, she's gonna have to cover that thing up for weeks!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 17, 2016