emitism

Emitism is a disease you get if you believed this was a real disease

"What is Emitism?"-Jack
"I'm not sure, let me look it up"-Jill
"You've got Emitism"-Jack

How to avoid getting Emitism

"What's Emitism"-Dyke
"It's not real"-Cunt
"Truuuuu"-Dyke

by Emitism is real March 8, 2017

emissa

the most elite friendship of all.

our friendship is so elite! wdym? have you seen emissa?

by mahbestieisseggsy January 17, 2021

Emesis Blue

A movie on Youtube made by the creators of Spy's Disguise. It was produced and uploaded by "Fortress Films" and made in Source Filmmaker in early 2023. It is about an hour and a half long and contains many references to other media, including TV shows, movies and games.

The plot is centered around Blue Soldier, Spy, and Medic on their seperate journeys through Conagher Slaughterhouse. All I will list to avoid spoilers, please watch the original upload as it is a genuine piece of art comparable to Killer Bean Forever.

A: Yo, did you watch Emesis Blue?
B: No, I didn't.

by yogha August 29, 2023

nocturdal emission

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

by Zonal K September 10, 2018

obnoxious anal emissions

the disgusting splattering sound a man or woman hopefuly a woman makes after having anal sex. due to the fact that the asshole has become so loose it just flaps in the breeze.

Damn after I fucked that whore in the ass, she made the most astonishing sound. She looked over her shoulder and said you will have to excuse my obnoxious anal emissions, but I can only take so much.

by frikybi September 15, 2007

Emilis

Emilis is usually a foreigner living in another country. He loves to do any type of drugs and loves to party. He is also always the kid who eats all the weird food. He is great fun to be around and the one friend who will always do the retarded shit. Everyone needs an Emilis

Hey did you see what Emilis was eating for lunch
Yea it was just a fat fucking cucumber

by Willyfart August 26, 2019

emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth

by wes April 30, 2005