Embellisize

To EMBELLIsh or exaggerate the SIZE of something, particularly one’s own penis

Napoleon’s lovers were generally disappointed after hearing him embellisize all evening.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 9, 2020

embezzler

Anyone at a business who takes company money for his or her own purposes. This activity is illegal and if noticed should be reported.

The embezzler bought a Lamborghini Diablo with all the money he stole from WOLSA.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

emberassment

The way a stupid fucktard spells "embarrassment."

I'm so smart in my attacks against Hilary Clinton! She's an emberassment! Wow, what an intelligent soul I am! Much more so than that liberal bitch!

by ForGoodGrammarAndSpelling April 2, 2007

Ember

A very outgoing and weird girl. likes to write poems and eat food. she will always be the friend that it there when someone needs a shoulder to cry on. also loves ninjas and harry potter.

hey i saw you talking to that girl last night. i heard she's pretty ember.

by MLIA lover June 1, 2011

epic embed fail

A gay slang for saying "I want to choke on your 12 inch cock so badly"

Hey, so why can't I send attachments to this discord?
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by ayxdo September 29, 2021

Ember

Girl who is a real tomboy.

She normally gets in trouble a lot and not afraid to say what she thinks. Most of the time she is off being a loner. Doesn't have many friends because she hates people.
Only few people are like this.

She's a real ember of a girl!

by Swagaknight February 11, 2014

embellisher

Someone who tends to exaggerate their accomplishments to impress others. There may be a kernel of truth in their claims -- making it difficult to call 'bullshit' on them, not to mention the social risk involved in doing so -- but their exaggeration extends far beyond what might be considered remotely truthful.

More often than not, a dorky male with no real accomplishments to their name.

Jill: I've taken up learning the violin as a hobby.
Jack the embellisher: Oh, well I used to be a concert violinist.
Jack's friend: Lay it off dude, you learnt the violin for 8 weeks in primary school, and gave it up because you found it too hard.

by Ben3141 July 30, 2009