elephantitus

(the incorrect spelling of the word ''elephantiasis'')
adj. derived from the infectious disease elephantiasis which results in mass enlargement of bodily parts. in slang terms it refers to the large girth of the penis and/or testicles in normal males.

girl one: steve has a massive case of elephantitus!
girl two: thats crazy, coz he has really small hands

by mx5 May 14, 2006

elephanting

Placing a small elephant toy, especially a stuffed animal, on one's head (referring to a person's skull) or other body part, without dropping it or dislodging it from place. Person can be sitting, standing, cart-wheeling, walking on their hands, or other.

Callie distracted her friends from their homework by elephanting on her bed as she typed up an essay.

"Jorge, quit elephanting!"

by Lifant November 8, 2011

elephantitis

A chronic, often extreme enlargement and hardening of hte cutaneous and subcutaneous tissue, esp. of the legs and the scrotum, resulting from lymphatic obstruction, and usually caused by a nematode worm, Wuchareria bancrofti.

Why's that guy have a wheel barrel?...oh... OH!
How the hell do you get your pants on?!
Just make sure you duck when he blows his wad!

by Maximus Testiculus April 4, 2004

elephantine

A morbidly-obese person whose weight is equivalent to that of an elephant.

"Did you see Myron last night? Denny's had to close because that elephantine ate all the food in the restaurant!"

by Cookieznmilk January 28, 2018

Elephantitus

Elephantitus is a condition where the infected part of the body grows abnormally in size.

That muslim fuck with the ball sack that looked like a space hopper.

by Robby O'licious Bacon January 14, 2005

elephantitis

slang for the deforming disease known as elephantiasis(a good example of how a word related to health care can be misheard so easily)

He could have come back from his trip with elephantitis.

by The Return of Light Joker April 5, 2008

elephantasy

Any Republican position that ignores reality. Republicans often support positions that are obviously wrong, and will use Washington spin, paid operatives and the powerful conservative news media to assert that they are correct and that doubters are liberal villians. See republink

Global warming is fiction and we don't need to do anything, ever.
The world really, really likes us.
The war in Iraq is making us safer.
Iraq will become a democracy just like us.
Tax cuts are not a handout to the rich.
Karl Rove is honest and good and would never stoop to personal attacks.
Universal Health Care is bad.
Corporations have our best interests at heart, always.
SUV fuel economy is not important.
Jesus supports Republicans 110 percent. Etc, etc.

by John Marshall September 10, 2005