Electrician

Rumoured to be imortal, beings trained in the art of harnessing and controlling mystical power, seen only from the heavens by mans eyes. They are rumoured to secretively run the world.

Do not attempt combat with such individuals... such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.

Other Attributes:

Powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to accumulate wealth).

Locations most likely to be found: In their modern day stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day... do not approach van for advice on ANYTHING during this period... it could be fatal .

The Electrician made everyone happy in Maddison Square Garden buy using his mystical energy to show amazing festive illuminations at Christmas. The energy was so powerful it lasted 4 weeks straight !!!

by One who knoweth the way May 23, 2012

electric jew

electric Jew

Slang name for a television set or television in general. The term refers to Jewish dominance of media corporations and therefore the movies, TV series, and advertising that is shown on TV.

Oh, I don't watch television anymore. Or as I call it the 'electric Jew'. There are only 280,000 Jews in the UK but most of them seem to have a job in the BBC. They recently sent a reporter to Greece to cover the Golden Dawn nationalist party...and he was a Jewish guy whose grandparents had fled the Nazis and escaped to England. Wouldn't that make his reporting biased? I mean, the UK Labor party elected a Marxist as their leader...but the BBC didn't send a descendent of the Romanov family as their correspondent to the party conference did they?

by june forysyth March 15, 2014

electra heart

an album by Marina and the Diamonds based off many things in society, including the typical suburban housewife/teenager, the "Primadonna," and Greek mythology.

Welcome to the life of Electra Heart

by Merna November 24, 2013

Electric monk

An Electric Monk is a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers wash tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watch tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you what is becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expect you to believe.

"Excuse me sir, would you like to hear about the blessings of our lord and savio--"
"Tell it to the electric monk."

by Kakapo March 27, 2009

Electric Boss

The Best Youtuber Out there. Plays a lot of Minecraft and its good at it. If you know this youtuber you have to subscribe and will always beat you in a 1v1

Electric Boss knows how to play Minecraft

by Electric Boss April 17, 2021

Heavy electricity

It's caused by particle accelerators sending huge jolts of power into domestic power lines. These knock the electricity back into its wild state, which is much heavier due to flattened electrons. The devastating result is that huge masses of heavy electricity start randomly falling out of wires and crashing onto anything below.

Heavy electicity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka.

by Kevchenko March 29, 2005

election tourist

Someone who came to 4chan's /pol/ for explicitly political reasons, most likely during the 2016 or 2020 U.S. presidential election. Despite the fact that /pol/ was designed as a containment board, the election tourist will inevitably venture outside /pol/ and try to bring up political affairs on boards and threads that have nothing to do with politics. One of the single biggest factors in the decline of 4chan over the past 6-8 years.

This is a thread about Dragon Ball Z, why are you talking about Trump and Israel, you fucking election tourist?

by Ant96 February 11, 2022