Highly disappointing event wherein the winner of a major election is made to share power with the loser of said election. Thus, "power sharing" ensues. This leads, over time, to the loser and his party marginalizing and screwing-over the actual winner who then must try it all over again during the next election.
Everything was going so well for Morgan until he got hit with a Zimbabwe Election Screwjob. On the bright side, he won the popular vote.
by Saiga12 May 4, 2011
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b) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who put us in the deepest national debt since the Great Depression
c) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who wants to merge church and state and is against 2 guys kissing but not 20 terrorists fucking up our nation
d) the day we americans did not elect the other idiot (kerry) who probably would have done just as bad a job but at least he wasn't a fucking right-winger
e) the day i almost shot myself, america is so stupid
b) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who put us in the deepest national debt since the Great Depression
c) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who wants to merge church and state and is against 2 guys kissing but not 20 terrorists fucking up our nation
d) the day we americans did not elect the other idiot (kerry) who probably would have done just as bad a job but at least he wasn't a fucking right-winger
e) the day i almost shot myself, america is so stupid
i can't believe that all you fuckers listened to the goddamn ads that said to "VOTE BUSH: presidential election 2004". America's fucked. So next time, can we please elect billie joe armstrong? who has been running ever since 2000?
by someone who's just too smart for her own good November 27, 2004
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The time when the American public must decide who they want to fuck up their country for the next 4 years.
by Godfather August 7, 2004
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by Nemo6969 November 3, 2010
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she'll steal your heart within 5 minutes.
the perfect daughter; one who deeply appreciates all beauty in the world.
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the perfect daughter; one who deeply appreciates all beauty in the world.
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by kitty_kat2.0 February 2, 2010
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Get the Elchin mug.As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
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