Erection Ejection

When a dick gets so hard it bursts out of a mans pants

When Sarah Bent over to pick up her books, I had an erection ejection in the middle of class.

by Moisty Mike January 2, 2018

Eject

Noun - a person ejected from a social media group, usually due to an over-zealous moderator seeking to win points

Rachael, Mark and I realised that we were all had become rebellious ejects, despite making valid points in the group

by Limbic Candy September 21, 2020

Ejected

Getting kicked out from a place or venue.

Ah man... I've just been ejected from the bar by the security guard because I was drunk and started punching people.

by Mandolye January 11, 2010

erectastic

A word used to describe some kind of event, place, object, person, and so on that gives you a fantastic erection.

The view up here is erectastic.
That babe on the porn I watched last night was erectastic, I mean my boner could take down a bus!

by PenisSuperhero January 15, 2009

ejectile vomit

(v): when you gag and spit rather than swallow.

He came so hard and fast, she was forced to ejectile vomit.

by word<3r October 26, 2011

Eject the Warp Core

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.

8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"

by Carbinator July 8, 2015

Coronal Mass Ejection

When your ready to to blow your load you pull out and cum on their head.

Last night I was banging this chick and when I was getting ready to bust a nut I pulled out and gave her a coronal mass ejection. It was epic.

by The real Satan's Helper February 6, 2015